And I am a Smiling Woman
Every time you said, ‘Farm Boy, do this’, you thought I was answering, ‘As you wish’, but that’s only because you were hearing wrong. ‘I love you’ was what it was, but you never heard.
-The Princess Bride, William Goldman
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homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

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hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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charmancler:

is that twilight

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benedictable:

The brilliant and wonderful Mary Morstan who is probably going to break all of our hearts but let me keep her just for now.

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Team Sassy Science (living up to its name)

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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I only know w h o

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theuppitynegras:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life

theuppitynegras:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

I’ve never been this damn happy in my entire life

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she is not truly beautiful, but something about her draws the eye.

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